First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.

Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016

first class hospitality suite

Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them

It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton

by RayRoy Strickland January 18, 2013

first edition holographic charizard

A very rare Pokemon card

HOLY SH*T DUDE I GOT A FIRST EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD!!!!!!

by doctorcharizard February 5, 2014

first 48 hours

Most murders are solved in 48 hours, if they are not solved in that time frame they usually don't get solved.

Cop 1: first 48 hours has passed lets go do some hate crimes
Cop 2: Catch the game?

by scrag_10 April 12, 2008

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.

by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006

First Time Hot

Someone who didn't grow up conventionally attractive and now in adulthood they've become attractive and don't know how to handle the attention.

"He act's like a first time hot the way he will entertain and engage with anyone for attention even if he's not interested in them"

"It's the way she brags about the amount of people that slide into her dm's, it's like this is her first time being hot"

by TheMilkyMom September 30, 2025

First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018