firemansam
An asshat
firemansam by Blah December 30, 2003
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Firemans blanket
a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.
Firemans blanket by James October 1, 2004
midget firemans helmet
midget firemans helmet by biffula July 31, 2007
firemans hose
To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.
firemans hose by Antreox May 17, 2011
Firemans Cap
Firemans Cap by BobbyRayJones February 20, 2010
Fireman Sam
1) A kiddy show similar in style to Postman Pat following the adventures of a fireman who smokes pot everyday.
2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.
2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.
1) Tommy: I want to watch Fireman Sam!
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!
20 years later Tommy is gay.
2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!
20 years later Tommy is gay.
2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.
Fireman Sam by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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