firemansam 

An asshat

Costa is an asshat

firemansam by Blah December 30, 2003

firemans troff 

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence

"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"

firemans troff by Rhodesia is still here May 4, 2008

Firemans blanket 

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

Firemans blanket by James October 1, 2004

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

midget firemans helmet by biffula July 31, 2007

firemans hose 

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.

Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!

firemans hose by Antreox May 17, 2011

Firemans Cap 

The tip of a penis, looks like a firemans cap.

I was washing my car. As my firemans cap rubbed against it, my hiding serpent came out to say hi.

Firemans Cap by BobbyRayJones February 20, 2010

Fireman Sam 

1) A kiddy show similar in style to Postman Pat following the adventures of a fireman who smokes pot everyday.

2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.

1) Tommy: I want to watch Fireman Sam!
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!

20 years later Tommy is gay.

2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.

Fireman Sam by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010