fingerwig 

A song that's so catchy, you just can't help but perform it. Over. And over. And over again. A musical itch that you just can't quite scratch.

Like an earwig... but for performers.

I've had this fingerwig for a week straight, now. I've had to bandage all my fingers, I've been playing it on the guitar so much.

fingerwig by heizusan March 1, 2010

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest 

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.

Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest by One Large June 17, 2020

fingerlingus 

Other forms: fangalangus, fingerlinging fangalangin'

The act of orally stimulating a woman's clitoris with one's tongue while simultaneously "fingerblasting" her with one or more digits.

"So I was fingerblasting the shit out of Becky last night and it wasn't doing the trick, so I threw my tongue in the mix rocked some fingerlingus.

fingerlingus by SteveGee April 13, 2014

egg fingering 

when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs

yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!

egg fingering by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

lesbian fingering 

When a female uses her fingers (as a penis) to have sex with another female. This is different from fisting.

She pushed me up against the wall, deepening the french kiss. She pulled my shirt over my head to reveal a bright pink lace bra. She grabbed my tit with her whole hand. She pulled down the bra to reveal my light pink nipple. She sucked on my nipple, making me more wet with every lick. She put her left hand down the front of my black lace underwear. Caressing my wetness from the outside. She pulled my underwear to the side and rubbed my clit in slow circles, just as her tongue was circling mine. She entered her middle finger into me massaging my insides. I groaned in pleasure. She pulled out and entered two, into my deep wetness. She was fingering me so hard, until my mind went completely blank and I lost all control. This was the greatness of lesbian fingering.

lesbian fingering by bird_is_the_word June 6, 2018

Fingering free February 

A girls version of no nut november

Damn we have to hold off until March because it’s fingering free February

Fingering free February by Iconic queen 23 November 8, 2018