Rembrandt

Rembrandt, Dutch Renaissance artist cir. 1600 known for his usage of light and shading, was a sexy piece of ass.

'Look at the shading on /that/ ass, yo'

'fo real'

by Dane April 16, 2005

Mud-raker

A consistency of shit that upon taking it, its foulness sticks to any substance it comes in contact with. The bowl requires multiple flushes to remove it, and when wiping you have to wad up the tissue paper and physically ‘rake’ / scrape it out from your crack.

That crap was so nasty, I really had to get up in there and dig it out...it was a mud-raker.

by Dane February 27, 2005

fermunda cheese

The shit that collects under some unwashed nuts.

I've got some mad fermunda cheese!

Fermunda Cheese?

Yeah, fermunda my nuts!

by Dane February 15, 2004

Trogdor

noun. A man. Also fabled to be a dragon man. Or perhaps just a dragon.

And the Trogdor comes in the night!

by Dane May 09, 2003

rice bowl

see: punani,pussy,vagina etc.

i put my chopstick in her rice bowl

by dane January 10, 2004

fingerin'

when a girl sticks her finger into her pussy and masterbate

she went home and fingered her pussy good

by dane February 18, 2005

cock sauce

A derogatory term used to define a Caucasian person (typically male), as semen is also white.

"Shut the fuck up, cock sauce!"

by Dane September 09, 2004