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fingerflick 

fingerflick is the best person alive, much better than mumblinghero, he can suck kiss and bite my ass that will be covered in shit and so can all the ppl sticking up for him. Fingerflick is unproblematic and overall and nice funny person who doenst scream into the mic in every single video
person 1: have u ever heard of fingerflick?
person 2: yes they are my lord my master my teacher my parent my sun my moon my rainbow my stars my ocean my sky and my land. they are my everything
fingerflick by .apleepi June 14, 2021
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Fingerflick is a very funny tiktoker. His vids always make me piss my self. /srs
Person: “Hey you know fingerflick?”
Me: “Yes he always make me laugh and pee..”
fingerflick by Amilf June 14, 2021

Fingerlock 

A joining of the four non-thumb fingers, like a horizontal high five, with fingers straight and interlocked, met and squeezed. Most common use: congratulations. Can also be romantic or supportive, a gesture between friends, signifying solidarity.
"Good joke, dude, fingerlock!"

"I'm glad you came, babe, fingerlock me."

"Sweetheart, you'll be okay, fingerlock and forget!"
Fingerlock by Tubetop2012 July 12, 2012

Fingerlickin' Chicken 

Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
"Whuz acrackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
"Why'ont you save me a juicy breast, OK?
"Huh?"

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007

fingerlicadent 

Something, or someone, so fine and deliciously awesome, that during and/or after an encounter, you lick your fingers.
Friend 1: So who was that I spotted doing the jizzrun this morning?
Friend 2: Just a hottie I met last night, she was so fingerlicadent, I'm not gonna wash my hands all day!

Diner to Chef: I must say, this fois gras is quite fingerlicadent!
fingerlicadent by Nang Errs September 27, 2013