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5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch
"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"
5 finger pitch by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014

Fingeritis

the strain feeling you have in your fingers when you 'text' too much using a cell-phone device.
Sara has been using her phone to text her friends on a daily basis, now she is experiencing fingeritis.
Fingeritis by edlynn July 20, 2010

fingerbiters

Rabbits or pet rodents, particularly attention-loving or excitable ones. Although it is well known that rabbits only bite the wicked.
I like to pet the fuzzy little fingerbiters.
fingerbiters by TreeWeezel April 6, 2011

Fingerbiter 

One who employs personal insults, shouts, or violence in the place of reasoned debate. Usually exhibited by the left, but prevalent among all political extremes.
I knew my stance was logical, but then that fingerbiter went all Barb Boxer on me. He told me not to waste his time with the facts because his mind was made up.
Fingerbiter by Horton Fisherman September 4, 2009

Fingeritout

An expletive your drunk husband/boyfriend says after you both have been fighting. He is sick of you, and just wants to go fishing. He's going to take the truck and meet with his boys. Despite your better instincts and desires to call the County Sheriff, you ask him where the truck will be at and where the keys will be.
"Ahhmm goin' jus where's I wanna to be, Baybee, and you kin just fingeritout yerself after that" (A middle finger is optional, but usually appropriate under the circumstances)
Fingeritout by BethL May 13, 2008

fingeritus 

The condition of having a sore, useless finger.
One can "contract" fingeritus after going through a few cans of spray paint, or playing something on guitar more than usual.
fingeritus by eleventhtoe October 31, 2011