Final Warning 

The last fart (usually the stinkiest) before the turd is ready to exit the body.

Oh man, that was final warning. I gotta get to a toilet NOW!

Final Warning by DBrizzle808 July 23, 2012

final warning 

the best band you'll ever hear
forget about fall out boy or guns n rose
TFW for the win

"man did you hear final warning's new demo? IT RULEZZ!!"

final warning by kthanks December 6, 2006

Final warning 

Ohoho! OoOoOoH nOoOo! What are you going to do? Steal A.I. from me and make my life a Truman Show-esque hell? OoOoOoOoOoH nOoOoOoOo!

Hym "I don't know about all that but you can go ahead and finally warn deez nuts... How's that sound, Joe? You got a final warning for deez nuts? Cuz... You know... You're gonna need one..."

Final warning by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

China's final warning 

Russian term coined during the Cold War to describe a warning that carries no real meaning.

An empty threat

Person 1: "Man, this asshole told me to pay him money or he will burn my house to the ground."
Person 2: "Relax, he probably gave you China's final warning."

China's final warning by redocelot September 8, 2022

china's final warning 

"China's final warning" (Russian: Последнее китайское предупреждение) is a Russian proverb that originated in the former Soviet Union, to refer to a warning that carries no real consequences.

Donald:'' Pooh said he will launch missiles if Mickey comes to visit his neighbour. He sounds serious!''

Vlad:'' Meh... That's him using China's final warning. Last time I stole pots of honey from him in Tuva and he didn't do nothing. ''

china's final warning by TaiwanNo1 August 3, 2022

The Final Warning Shot 

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

The Final Warning Shot by Rory Grue January 3, 2023