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Fiegling 

obtain (something) by devious or dishonest means.
Marty ate all the cheeseburgers after fiegling them from McDonald's
Fiegling by DigitalPoet January 19, 2017

Finglonger 

an invention by Professor Farnsworth...It is a glover with the pointer finger extra long so you can poke things farther away. It wasn't actually ever invented...someone should invent it.
"And thats what life would have been like if I had invented the finglonger, one can always dream, one can always dream..." said Professor Farnsworth
the act of being the best one in bed, make all the girls/guys want a turn with you, and you make a shea look like nothing
person:1 wow she was a shea last nite!

person:2 well mine was a findling last nite!

person:1 wow i wish I had someone like that
findling by ifondlezgirls July 12, 2010

Chinese Financing

This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.
Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."

Customer: "What is that mean"

Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery

Fengling 

Someone who is has an obsession with chocolate
Person: Bailey is such a fengling.
Fengling by yo nib sawk August 8, 2018

Fingilingus 

The act of sexually stimulating the vajie (va-gee) with the use of one or more fingers.
Mike totally wanted to fingilingus, until the cop cock-blocked him.