an invention by Professor Farnsworth...It is a glover with the pointer finger extra long so you can poke things farther away. It wasn't actually ever invented...someone should invent it.

"And thats what life would have been like if I had invented the finglonger, one can always dream, one can always dream..." said Professor Farnsworth

Finglonger by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth September 6, 2005

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findling

the act of being the best one in bed, make all the girls/guys want a turn with you, and you make a shea look like nothing

person:1 wow she was a shea last nite!

person:2 well mine was a findling last nite!

person:1 wow i wish I had someone like that

findling by ifondlezgirls July 12, 2010

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Chinese Financing

This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.

Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."

Customer: "What is that mean"

Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery

Chinese Financing by DirtySanchez420 May 8, 2010

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Fengling

Someone who is has an obsession with chocolate

Person: Bailey is such a fengling.

Fengling by yo nib sawk August 8, 2018

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Fingilingus

The act of sexually stimulating the vajie (va-gee) with the use of one or more fingers.

Mike totally wanted to fingilingus, until the cop cock-blocked him.

Fingilingus by StoneWall Nick Jackson, Freshman December 5, 2007

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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