The proest name in the universe and beyond people with this name should be worshipped. They are the literal definition of cool everybody body wants to be them but can't and everybody wants to be their friends
A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.
"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."