Fikers

Fake Biker.

I thought we were at the bar when a bunch of motorcycles rolled up. When we looked closer it was just a bunch of real estate agents on Harleys. Fikers

by Ernie88 April 4, 2009

#FIKESHOT

A pic taken of the road ahead while on a cycling adventure. Rules of the perfect "#FIKESHOT are..Full handlebars...Toprail...open road and no shadows

capped off my beautiful ride with a #FIKESHOT

by MrChooChoo March 6, 2015

Social Climbing Fakers

Any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. In order to qualify as a 'social climber' this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing and ABILITY. For example, they went to a Polytechnic which suddenly translates into Eton followed by Durham University. They bullshit to the Boss about how hard working they are at the expense of their truly industrious, focused subordinates. In other words they are capricious and will stop at nothing to fuck you over and get promoted. They think they've 'made it' to the higher echelons when they've acquired a low spec BMW or Audi Q5 (insert name and model of other expensive motor vehicle) even though they had to take out a high interest dodgy loan to 'buy' this 'bauble'. They gossip and slag everyone off; they call people 'tramps' and such like when they look like shit themselves. The social climber will typically try to associate with completely higher ranking people, thus living beyond their means and totally ignore those of a lesser rank than themselves (particularly at social functions). It's all smoke and mirrors, networking and consolidation loans. They are so self indulgent that they fail to realise that their act is paper thin and their betters laugh at how ridiculous they are.

Person A: I've secured myself an invite to the Colonel's Dining Out.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.

Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.

by TheManWhoDestroyedTheClique October 18, 2012

fifers

Female pubic hair

fifers

by skidude23 November 4, 2009

Los Angeles Fakers

Fans of the L.A. Lakers. They are only fans when the Lakers are good, similar to band wagoners, except Fakers are not the average Joe. Fakers are made up of celebrities who have court side seats, but usually text all game and have no idea what basketball is; i.e. they think that a full court press is the media outside their divorce hearings. The most famous Faker is Jack Nicholson, while the fakest Faker of all is Justin Bieber, who is actually Canadian.

Los Angeles Fakers: "We won!"
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."

by manSTFD May 8, 2011

Art Fixers

People (usually on Twitter) who claim to "fix" art to represent minority groups. Usually ignorant to the fact that what they're doing is discrimination in and of itself.

Person 1: That art fixer just accused me of "whitewashing"!
Person 2: Some people I just want to punch.

or

Person 1: *draws fanart of their favorite character*
Art Fixers: "Fixed it for you, next time don't be racist"
Person 1: *Gets urge to run the art fixers over*

by X CAT ULTIMA December 11, 2022

Hingle Fibers

The byproduct of a naturally occurring Spengfling infection of reality within the Xeuron Straight. Hingle fibers are one of two key ingredients used in the creation of Joshua Beetles, the other of which being Polynus Putty.

I collected a handful of Hingle Fibers while visiting the Xeuron Straight this weekend.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021