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fightgasm

The man had a fightgasm after watching Kill Bill.
by that german December 28, 2007
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Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.
"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
by The Breakaway October 14, 2009
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Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,

he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013
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FightCamp Cool down

The opposite of a cool down. When you are at the end of class and the coach says you are going to cool down but in reality it is just 15 more minutes of torture
“Hey Mike, are we done?”
“Yes - pretty much. Just the FightCamp cool down and you’re good to go!”
by GrootCock December 9, 2021
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Flightgasm

Intense feelings of pleasure resulting from a plane taking off after lengthy takeoff delays.
“After sitting on the plane for a three hour delay, John has a flightgasm as the plane achieved liftoff.”
by SalvyZ January 24, 2019
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Fishgasm

When a man is trying to reel in a very large fish, gets VERY excited, and makes very loud noises similar to an orgasm.
Dude! Did you see that video, 'Giant 600 Pound Goliath Bass breaks rod'?

Yes! That was hilarious! He totally had a fishgasm!
by MusicIsLove217 September 9, 2010
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Fishgasm

When someone catches a large male salmon, swueezes the sperm onto their faces, and calls it a day.
John-your skin is so smooth, what do you use?
Paul-I get a fishgasm every morning
by Xeroxed April 9, 2010
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