fig tree
fig tree by Dick Rambone February 5, 2007
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Fig Tree
Noun
1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)
1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)
Fig Tree by Youdeserveallofit November 24, 2021
Related Words
fig tree • Planting the Fig Tree • Tree Fig • figtree and jalapeno • fig • fig newton • fig-let • Fig-Lit • fig pucker • fig.socks
Planting the Fig Tree
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
Planting the Fig Tree by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
Tree Fig
adjective/noun
A humorous and mildly derogatory term for a chess player with a rating below 1000 ELO (i.e., a three-figure rating). Refers to someone who still hangs pieces, blunders mates in 1, and thinks the Sicilian Dragon is a mythical creature. Used affectionately or as light banter in the chess community, especially when someone is getting destroyed by a titled player or a engine-prepped 12-year-old.
Origin: Blend of “three figure” (rating in the 100–999 range) + playful mispronunciation/spelling for maximum shitpost energy.
A humorous and mildly derogatory term for a chess player with a rating below 1000 ELO (i.e., a three-figure rating). Refers to someone who still hangs pieces, blunders mates in 1, and thinks the Sicilian Dragon is a mythical creature. Used affectionately or as light banter in the chess community, especially when someone is getting destroyed by a titled player or a engine-prepped 12-year-old.
Origin: Blend of “three figure” (rating in the 100–999 range) + playful mispronunciation/spelling for maximum shitpost energy.
1. “Bro went on a 15-game losing streak and still calls himself an intermediate player. Nah, you’re a straight tree fig my guy.”
2. “I blundered my queen on move 8 against a 600-rated tree fig… I think it’s time to uninstall.”
3. “Only three figures would play 1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 and think they invented scholar’s mate.”
4. “He talked so much trash pre-game, then got absolutely farmed by a tree fig. The 900s are eating good today.”
2. “I blundered my queen on move 8 against a 600-rated tree fig… I think it’s time to uninstall.”
3. “Only three figures would play 1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 and think they invented scholar’s mate.”
4. “He talked so much trash pre-game, then got absolutely farmed by a tree fig. The 900s are eating good today.”
Figtree
Cooper, One of the most hot kids lives in that suburb. Figtree does not allow black niggers but if they fill out the form for black people they will be accepted. Cooper (also known as Coopche) rules the whole of Figtree. If you mess with him you will get located and nuked.
Figtree by Cavdomator October 29, 2022
figtree and jalapeno
figtree and jalapeno by asdfghjasdfghjasdfvbnm November 14, 2023
Figtree
An oddball; a person who uses unusual phrases or obscure references.
The term is typically used in an endearing manner, but can also be used as an insult.
The term is typically used in an endearing manner, but can also be used as an insult.
Figtree by AtexGigger August 29, 2024
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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