fig tree

one who picks the figs from the tree and jams them directly up his or her ass

Some people sure love that fig tree and Mike can get 10 figs up there!

by Dick Rambone February 5, 2007

Fig Tree

Noun

1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)

-I feel down tomorrow.- Let's Fig Tree you up!

by Youdeserveallofit November 24, 2021

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Figtree

Cooper, One of the most hot kids lives in that suburb. Figtree does not allow black niggers but if they fill out the form for black people they will be accepted. Cooper (also known as Coopche) rules the whole of Figtree. If you mess with him you will get located and nuked.

Figtree is da Best

by Cavdomator October 29, 2022

figtree and jalapeno

2 people who are in love and they can't not be in love because they are stuck together

figtree and jalapeno love eacgother so much

by asdfghjasdfghjasdfvbnm November 14, 2023

Figtree

An oddball; a person who uses unusual phrases or obscure references.

The term is typically used in an endearing manner, but can also be used as an insult.

Ralph is always using victorian idioms, what a figtree!

by AtexGigger August 29, 2024