Figtree

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Cooper, One of the most hot kids lives in that suburb. Figtree does not allow black niggers but if they fill out the form for black people they will be accepted. Cooper (also known as Coopche) rules the whole of Figtree. If you mess with him you will get located and nuked.

Figtree is da Best

Figtree by Cavdomator October 29, 2022

Figtree

An oddball; a person who uses unusual phrases or obscure references.

The term is typically used in an endearing manner, but can also be used as an insult.

Ralph is always using victorian idioms, what a figtree!

Figtree by AtexGigger August 29, 2024

figtree and jalapeno

2 people who are in love and they can't not be in love because they are stuck together

figtree and jalapeno love eacgother so much

figtree and jalapeno by asdfghjasdfghjasdfvbnm November 14, 2023

Fagtree

A derogatory term used for Captree, NY due to the popularity of the area for homesexuals. Especualy in the summer time, they tend to gather at Fire Island and Robert Moses State Park‎.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go the the beach over at Robert Moses?

Guy 2: Hell no, I'm not going to Fagtree! Lets go to Jones Beach instead.

Fagtree by Lost Islander November 11, 2009

fagtree

Guys everywhere in one place/or room with no girls in sight.
see sausage fest

zomg, that party was a fagtree!

fagtree by some random fag May 16, 2006

fig tree

one who picks the figs from the tree and jams them directly up his or her ass

Some people sure love that fig tree and Mike can get 10 figs up there!

fig tree by Dick Rambone February 5, 2007

Fig Tree

Noun

1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)

-I feel down tomorrow.- Let's Fig Tree you up!

Fig Tree by Youdeserveallofit November 24, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026