A choice made by the male involved in sexual intercourse. It refers to the moment where intercourse is interrupted due to an escape threat by the semen from the urethra of the penis.
John: Whew.
Eric: What?
John: I just got lucky. At the last minute, I grounded into a fielder's choice. If i did it any longer, I would have to get a better job caz I know she aint gettin an abortion
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!