field monkey 

Part of a survey crew. Man who gets things and cuts down trees. They like abuse and work hard for peanuts.

Hey field monkey cut that line out and go get the truck.

field monkey by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

field monkey 

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

field monkey by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2017

Money Distortion Field 

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

Money Distortion Field by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009

Crack Minkey Fiend 

1. DAt crazy person think they know it all
2. Crack addict
3Crazy FOOl

DAT "Crack minkey Fiend" jus tried to tell me off haha dey stupid.

Crack Minkey Fiend by aCt!!On JaCkSoN January 3, 2008