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fidooche bag 

One in a fiduciary position who abuses their power with the specific intent of grooming.
“Did you have Mr. Schmanganese for senior-level chemistry?”
“Yeah, he bought me some edibles and lululemon shit then said he could give me stoich help.”
“What a fidooche bag!”
fidooche bag by The Rawdog March 8, 2024
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Fidouchebag

A person or organization that self-portrays as acting as fiduciary, or rather according to the duty of the client's holistic best interests but is in fact just talking their own book and conforming client needs to those recommendations which possess advantageous financial outcomes over other alternative recommendations which are better suited for client objectives.
Scenario
Fidouchebag: "Hey, I'd like to help you meet your goals."
Client: "Cool! I'd like to retire when I'm 60, can you advise me how to do this?"

The RegRep
Fidouchebag: "As someone who passed their 7 and says smart sounding things about the markets, you should purchase these commission products and we'll switch in a year or so because there will be a fancy sounding market-based reason that will help you make such crazy high returns."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."

The IAR
Fidouchebag: "We personally manage multi-asset class portfolios of publicly- traded equity and fixed income securities directly on your behalf, which is so superior to products because we outperform them. We should manage for yearly fee 100% of your marketable assets because we will achieve better returns than other options"
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."

The Financial Planner
Fidouchebag: "For an advisory fee, I'll tell you should invest in this or that because it's the next great thing and that you should spend less, save more, and take risk over long time periods because regardless of your retirement goal you can always have more."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."
Fidouchebag by kfasz October 11, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026