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fidouche bag 

A 'fiduciary' or someone charged with the responsibility of handling money that really sucks at it!
You know that Ben Bernaknke turned out to be a real fidouche bag.

Secretary of the Treasury Tim Giethner is a real fidouche bag and his days are numbered.

Did you get the bank loan?
Nah, the loan officer turned out to be such a fidouche bag
fidouche bag by day trader 55 January 27, 2010
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Fidouchebag

A person or organization that self-portrays as acting as fiduciary, or rather according to the duty of the client's holistic best interests but is in fact just talking their own book and conforming client needs to those recommendations which possess advantageous financial outcomes over other alternative recommendations which are better suited for client objectives.
Scenario
Fidouchebag: "Hey, I'd like to help you meet your goals."
Client: "Cool! I'd like to retire when I'm 60, can you advise me how to do this?"

The RegRep
Fidouchebag: "As someone who passed their 7 and says smart sounding things about the markets, you should purchase these commission products and we'll switch in a year or so because there will be a fancy sounding market-based reason that will help you make such crazy high returns."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."

The IAR
Fidouchebag: "We personally manage multi-asset class portfolios of publicly- traded equity and fixed income securities directly on your behalf, which is so superior to products because we outperform them. We should manage for yearly fee 100% of your marketable assets because we will achieve better returns than other options"
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."

The Financial Planner
Fidouchebag: "For an advisory fee, I'll tell you should invest in this or that because it's the next great thing and that you should spend less, save more, and take risk over long time periods because regardless of your retirement goal you can always have more."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."
Fidouchebag by kfasz October 11, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008