fiddle dick 

1)an indescribable somewhat instramental-shape to ones penis usually pertaining to an asian.

2)a nickname for the coolest asian in the world

1)-OMG, i slept with wong-ti the other night, and that mother fucker had a fiddle dick!
-ew.

2)-"fiddle dick!!"
-"who is that"
-"only the coolest asian alive; Daniel Field. duh"

fiddle dick by asian's mama August 7, 2009

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher 

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher by herpiderp March 30, 2016

dick fiddle

An insult used to degrade or demean someone or something.

Shut up James you two-timing dick fiddle!

Did you hear about Terrissa, she's such a dick fiddle!

dick fiddle by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

fiddle playing dick muncher 

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

fiddle playing dick muncher by herpiderp March 30, 2016

Fiddle-Dicks 

A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*

The boys went to the bathroom and engaged in a competitive match of Fiddle-Dicks.

Fiddle-Dicks by FiddleDicks September 26, 2010

Fiddle-dicks 

When a male goes into the bathroom and quickly slaps another males penis whilst shouting ‘Yes Daddy’ before running out

“ Did that toddler just Fiddle-dicks me?”

Fiddle-dicks by Holyworm666 October 17, 2017

Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015