Fiddle-Dicks

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A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*

The boys went to the bathroom and engaged in a competitive match of Fiddle-Dicks.

Fiddle-Dicks by FiddleDicks September 26, 2010

Words you can keep

Fiddle-dicks

When a male goes into the bathroom and quickly slaps another males penis whilst shouting ‘Yes Daddy’ before running out

“ Did that toddler just Fiddle-dicks me?”

Fiddle-dicks by Holyworm666 October 17, 2017

fiddle dick

1)an indescribable somewhat instramental-shape to ones penis usually pertaining to an asian.

2)a nickname for the coolest asian in the world

1)-OMG, i slept with wong-ti the other night, and that mother fucker had a fiddle dick!
-ew.

2)-"fiddle dick!!"
-"who is that"
-"only the coolest asian alive; Daniel Field. duh"

fiddle dick by asian's mama August 7, 2009

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher by herpiderp March 30, 2016

dick fiddle

An insult used to degrade or demean someone or something.

Shut up James you two-timing dick fiddle!

Did you hear about Terrissa, she's such a dick fiddle!

dick fiddle by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

fiddle playing dick muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

fiddle playing dick muncher by herpiderp March 30, 2016

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026