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Fucktropolis
Definition #1: A metropolis or other type of city that one views as a really fucked up place to be for one reason or another.
Definition #2: A company, organization, or any other type of workplace that breeds stupid/shitty people, workflows, practices or other types of fuckery on a continuous basis. In this definition, working in a fucktropolis will lead to fuckophrenia.
Definition #2: A company, organization, or any other type of workplace that breeds stupid/shitty people, workflows, practices or other types of fuckery on a continuous basis. In this definition, working in a fucktropolis will lead to fuckophrenia.
Example for Definition #1: "I hate this fucktropolis. There are too many people, the air is smoggy and there's too much traffic."
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"I hate this fucktropolis. The nearest store is 5 miles away, there's nowhere to go and nothing to do but fuck your own cousin."
Example for Definition #2: "I hate working at this fucktropolis! Nobody knows how the fuck to do their jobs, then everybody expects me to clean up their shit. They don't pay me enough for this bullshit!"
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"I hate this fucktropolis. The nearest store is 5 miles away, there's nowhere to go and nothing to do but fuck your own cousin."
Example for Definition #2: "I hate working at this fucktropolis! Nobody knows how the fuck to do their jobs, then everybody expects me to clean up their shit. They don't pay me enough for this bullshit!"
Fucktropolis by Magic Style May 4, 2010
Fucktool
I shoved my fucktool up her ass.
fucktroll
An average, or not particularly good looking woman who, regardless of this fact is sexually attractive because she has a voracious sexual appetite or 'a look in her eye'
fucktool
1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
fucktool by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
fucking fucktool
A female who is naive enough to think that someone who is blatantly dull / not intelligent enough to say things other than "Hi" are actaully just really mysterious. Often these females will spend lots of time with the mouth-breather in question, and realize that he actaully is just too stupid / dull to hold up their end of a convo.
Fucking Fucktool: "I don't understand, I've known him for a good 2 months and he still wont keep a conversation with me. I just don't get it. Maybe he is just dull afterall."
Non-FFT: I told you he was a dumbass, you Fucking Fucktool.
Non-FFT: I told you he was a dumbass, you Fucking Fucktool.
fucking fucktool by Sweets April 26, 2004
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.