ficktrool

a amazing spoonerism and conglamoration of the words trick and fool.

My sister tried to ficktrool me into sticking a key into an electrical socket.

ficktrool by wm January 15, 2005

fucktool 

1. Contraction of "fucking tool."

2. Someone utterly lacking social skills; a complete asshole; dickhead; douchebag.

Your snotty cousin is a total fucktool.

fucktool by LoudMatt July 28, 2006

Fucktropolis 

Definition #1: A metropolis or other type of city that one views as a really fucked up place to be for one reason or another.

Definition #2: A company, organization, or any other type of workplace that breeds stupid/shitty people, workflows, practices or other types of fuckery on a continuous basis. In this definition, working in a fucktropolis will lead to fuckophrenia.

Example for Definition #1: "I hate this fucktropolis. There are too many people, the air is smoggy and there's too much traffic."

-OR-

"I hate this fucktropolis. The nearest store is 5 miles away, there's nowhere to go and nothing to do but fuck your own cousin."

Example for Definition #2: "I hate working at this fucktropolis! Nobody knows how the fuck to do their jobs, then everybody expects me to clean up their shit. They don't pay me enough for this bullshit!"

Fucktropolis by Magic Style May 4, 2010

Fucktool  

Penis, vibrator, dildo

I shoved my fucktool up her ass.

Fucktool by Fuzzy Moo May 24, 2007

fucktroll 

An average, or not particularly good looking woman who, regardless of this fact is sexually attractive because she has a voracious sexual appetite or 'a look in her eye'

This chick at work, she's not that hot but you know, she has that fucktroll look about her. You know she would bang like fuck!

fucktroll by Bargrease September 26, 2012

fucktool 

1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.

2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot

See also dildo and butt plug.

1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"

2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!

fucktool by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

fucking fucktool

A female who is naive enough to think that someone who is blatantly dull / not intelligent enough to say things other than "Hi" are actaully just really mysterious. Often these females will spend lots of time with the mouth-breather in question, and realize that he actaully is just too stupid / dull to hold up their end of a convo.

Fucking Fucktool: "I don't understand, I've known him for a good 2 months and he still wont keep a conversation with me. I just don't get it. Maybe he is just dull afterall."

Non-FFT: I told you he was a dumbass, you Fucking Fucktool.

fucking fucktool by Sweets April 26, 2004