Fucktropolis

Definition #1: A metropolis or other type of city that one views as a really fucked up place to be for one reason or another.

Definition #2: A company, organization, or any other type of workplace that breeds stupid/shitty people, workflows, practices or other types of fuckery on a continuous basis. In this definition, working in a fucktropolis will lead to fuckophrenia.

Example for Definition #1: "I hate this fucktropolis. There are too many people, the air is smoggy and there's too much traffic."

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"I hate this fucktropolis. The nearest store is 5 miles away, there's nowhere to go and nothing to do but fuck your own cousin."

Example for Definition #2: "I hate working at this fucktropolis! Nobody knows how the fuck to do their jobs, then everybody expects me to clean up their shit. They don't pay me enough for this bullshit!"

Fucktropolis by Magic Style May 4, 2010

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funktropolis

Through reality or artificiality, a pseudo-nirvana in the lands of funk.

I was tripping last night, and I swear, I went to funktropolis.

funktropolis by Nick Antovoni September 30, 2004

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Fucktropolis • funktropolis • fuckopolis

fuckopolis

Slang for a city in which there are many prospects with regard to getting laid.

Well in New York City you can get anything you want, so it’s a complete fuckopolis!

fuckopolis by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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