fickard
SCENARIO~~=freind wins lottery...
you:damn...
freind: hahahaha, im awesome, 18 million bitch!
you: fickard...
you:damn...
freind: hahahaha, im awesome, 18 million bitch!
you: fickard...
fickard by teh_hemehz September 28, 2008
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fuckardo hardo en el pussardo
“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican
fuckardo hardo en el pussardo by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019
fuckard
fuckard by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007
Fackard
Fackard by Alex Carlson October 13, 2003
fuckard
1. somebody who's sole purpose in life is to annoy the fuck out of everyone.
2. someone who unintentionally and consistently makes an ass of themselves.
3. an adolescent with bad teeth, spiky hair and terrible acne. does stupid shit like wear his shorts over his jeans and gobs on the sidewalk whilst waiting for bus. they tend to skate board a lot, and uses phrases like "i totally poned that", "that's dope," "heatscore", or "heaty." and refers to police as "the po", or "the cheese." they're so fucking anoying, you just want smack em one, but unfortunately they flee like rabbits when confronted unless they're with their "pack". most of them grow up to be junkies or work at mcdonalds.
2. someone who unintentionally and consistently makes an ass of themselves.
3. an adolescent with bad teeth, spiky hair and terrible acne. does stupid shit like wear his shorts over his jeans and gobs on the sidewalk whilst waiting for bus. they tend to skate board a lot, and uses phrases like "i totally poned that", "that's dope," "heatscore", or "heaty." and refers to police as "the po", or "the cheese." they're so fucking anoying, you just want smack em one, but unfortunately they flee like rabbits when confronted unless they're with their "pack". most of them grow up to be junkies or work at mcdonalds.
fuckard
fuckard by shitdick743 June 10, 2020
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