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fuckardo hardo en el pussardo 

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.
“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican
Archaic. A means of denoting one who is not too bright.
'Faith, Mowbray, th'art in sooth a knave and a fuckard.
fuckard by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007
One who was born without a sphincter.
I can't control when I poop because I am a fackard.
Fackard by Alex Carlson October 13, 2003
1. somebody who's sole purpose in life is to annoy the fuck out of everyone.

2. someone who unintentionally and consistently makes an ass of themselves.

3. an adolescent with bad teeth, spiky hair and terrible acne. does stupid shit like wear his shorts over his jeans and gobs on the sidewalk whilst waiting for bus. they tend to skate board a lot, and uses phrases like "i totally poned that", "that's dope," "heatscore", or "heaty." and refers to police as "the po", or "the cheese." they're so fucking anoying, you just want smack em one, but unfortunately they flee like rabbits when confronted unless they're with their "pack". most of them grow up to be junkies or work at mcdonalds.
fucking fuckard, he lives to be a douche.

the guys a total fuckard, he'll never pull that off.

that guy is such a fuckard, i'd just like to smack him one right in the face.
fuckard by coknballz June 20, 2010

fickarsch 

is a lovely german word and means "fuck-ass"
dummer fickarsch!
fickarsch by RobiNetz August 19, 2003
Annoying asshole who just learned how to swear and won't stop saying "fuck"
"Yknow Andrew?"

"Yeah he's a real fuckard"
fuckard by shitdick743 June 10, 2020