fiber finger 

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.

Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.

fiber finger by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010

Figer 

Noun: A combination of a fig and tiger

Alternate definition: A vegan who acts like a predator

Ugh, this girl is such a figer.

Figer by SchingDingwing September 19, 2021

finer than frog hair 

Generally, used to describe several different things as follows:

1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.

2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.

3. A state of being extremely thin

(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).

1. Bill: "How are you doing today?"

Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"

2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"

Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"

3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"

Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"

finer than frog hair by the big tiger January 18, 2011

finer than frog hair 

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

finer than frog hair by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer 

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer by Noogle April 21, 2003

Finer 

When you try to complement your partner but then they do it better.

Braidyn: You are so FINE.
Olivia: Yeah, but you are FINER

Finer by Yes,I,Am, Braidyn February 20, 2020

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways 

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways by JCEG November 25, 2006