A baised expert of doubtful qualifications used to further the agenda of the right. From the joining of FOX news and expert.
Did you see that report on global warming last night on Fox? The environmental scientist they quoted worked for Exxon! How can you believe that foxpert??
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'