flexpert 

a poor guy in IT business forced to use dead technos.

me, a new flexpert since i learn AdvancedDataGrid

flexpert by scsiClv November 5, 2013

Flexpert 

A person who knows when/where/how to *flex* without seeming too obnoxious

If I may just be a flexpert rn, I’d wait until the second race to beat him in Mario Kart.

Flexpert by John Sebastian John March 17, 2023

fexpert

A fucking expert;Someone who is so up themselves about whatever topic is at hand, or a self acknowledged expert at all things.

Jessica: John, I hate him he's such a 'fexpert'

fexpert by theboofinator April 27, 2023

Flexpectation 

The expected standard of one’s fit (clothing, especially when assembled into a cohesive aesthetic). This can apply to anyone including one’s self. The standard can be broken either positively or negatively depending on the level of flex in relation to the person.

Damn, you see Dan’s fit today? That Saint Laurent coat with the Ksubi to match... shit crushed my exflectations.

Dude did you catch a look at Dylan’s fit today? Those beat up vans and the John Elliot denim were not the move. Smh I had such high flexpectations.

Flexpectation by socks June 15, 2019

Flexpectation 

The anxious anticipation of receiving recognition or praise for a personal achievement, often demonstrated by obnoxiously bragging or showing off on social media. A flexpectation may also include the expectation of receiving gifts, free drinks, or other perks from friends or acquaintances who are impressed by the achievement.

Example: "Tommy had a massive flexpectation when he finally completed his 100th level of Candy Crush. He posted a screenshot of the achievement on Facebook, wrote a 1,000-word post about the strategies he used to get there, and even created a hashtag #CandyCrushMasterTommy. He was hoping to get at least 100 likes and a few congratulatory comments, and maybe even a free dessert from his favorite restaurant. Unfortunately, his flexpectation was not met, and he only got a few likes and some eye-rolling emojis from his friends."

Flexpectation by Flex777 April 21, 2023