Another word for pedophile. Coined by the popular meme app iFunny where it would censor "pedo" into "ferret" and therefore became a widespread meme in the app.
Originated on the app called iFunny, despite its overwhelming pedophile, racist and terrorist problem. Ifunny would rather censor words than fix the problem.
Guy 1 :" Man I heard the iFunny Mods were ferretphiles"
Guy 2:"What the fuck is a ferretphile?"
Guy 1: "ugh, ifunny and its shitty censor system"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!