fengapapit 

A man by the name of Tony R was sitting in his rocking chair by the window, admiring the morning sun's warmth upon his whiskered face. He had not experienced the easiest of times of late having suffered a back injury performing a sex act on a shemale prostitute followed by surgery that had led to some fierce body dysmorphia. His penis had become inverted. He no longer felt like half the man he once was. But always the pragmatist with a glass half full of pubic hair approach, he forged ahead and found solace in his feline companion. The cat had jumped up onto a shelf above him, a favorite haunt to view over his modest castle. However this day there was a startling noise from the meth kitchen that made the cat jump and as Tony R was looking up the cat was coming down, Tony raised his hand in protection, for some reason with the index finger in the extended position. What happened next was an extraordinary and transformative moment in Tony's life - his index finger cleanly and swiftly penetrated the cats anus, in perfect symmetry as to replicate a finger puppet. Henceforth Tony proudly naming this occurrence - Fengapapit.

My cat fell off the shelf into the fengapapit position

fengapapit by ScubaSteve'O April 21, 2024

Fengapapit 

When your cat (or any animal) falls from a height above you, you raise your hand in protection but have your index finger extended, the cat comes down and your index finger penetrates the cats rectum. You have yourself a fengapapit predicament (true story)

The cat fell off the shelf above me and a fengapapit predicament ensued

Fengapapit by ScubaSteve'O April 22, 2024