fengapapit 

A man by the name of Tony R was sitting in his rocking chair by the window, admiring the morning sun's warmth upon his whiskered face. He had not experienced the easiest of times of late having suffered a back injury performing a sex act on a shemale prostitute followed by surgery that had led to some fierce body dysmorphia. His penis had become inverted. He no longer felt like half the man he once was. But always the pragmatist with a glass half full of pubic hair approach, he forged ahead and found solace in his feline companion. The cat had jumped up onto a shelf above him, a favorite haunt to view over his modest castle. However this day there was a startling noise from the meth kitchen that made the cat jump and as Tony R was looking up the cat was coming down, Tony raised his hand in protection, for some reason with the index finger in the extended position. What happened next was an extraordinary and transformative moment in Tony's life - his index finger cleanly and swiftly penetrated the cats anus, in perfect symmetry as to replicate a finger puppet. Henceforth Tony proudly naming this occurrence - Fengapapit.

My cat fell off the shelf into the fengapapit position

fengapapit by ScubaSteve'O April 21, 2024

Fengapapit 

When your cat (or any animal) falls from a height above you, you raise your hand in protection but have your index finger extended, the cat comes down and your index finger penetrates the cats rectum. You have yourself a fengapapit predicament (true story)

The cat fell off the shelf above me and a fengapapit predicament ensued

Fengapapit by ScubaSteve'O April 22, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008