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fenchley 

a kind and funny person but is a little abusive at times. theyll always be there for you but they have a really dirty mind, and they wont be able to take you seriously in a serious conversation. but theyll always make sure ur smiling no matter what state your in.
look its fenchley!! :D
fenchley by julie :DDD October 23, 2020
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Finchley Breakfast

1. Unnecessary or over-elaborate act or execution of a simple task

2. Squandering or inefficient use of valuable resources

3. Eggs en Cocotte (slang)
On reflection, he realised the he had made a real 'Finchley Breakfast' of what should have been a very simple Saturday morning task. He wrote to all his friends and family to apologise and went to think long and hard about what he had done.
Finchley Breakfast by HB111 February 24, 2010

Finchley Burn

An excuse to jap slap somebody.
Offer them a finchley burn, which they will assume is like a chinese burn. When they hold out their arm, thinking it will be relatively painless, punch them in the groin.
Named after the ghetto of Finchley from which it originates.
"Apparently, a finchley burn is nothing more than a punch to the gonads."
"That was one harsh finchley burn!"
Finchley Burn by wilma45 January 30, 2007

finchley 

centre of the universe
mill hill is near the centre of the universe
finchley by anon April 15, 2005

finchley road 

Bit between arse and scotum.

The perenaum.

The choad, chode, chod (etc.)
I'm going to kick you in the finchley road.

SB licked a donkey's finchley. "It tasted good man"
finchley road by Devils Ball Sack August 10, 2009

Finchley Road Sprint 

The act of sprinting across the platform as soon as the doors of your train open in order to get onto the train on the opposite side of the platform before it's doors close. Named after Finchley Road underground station in London, UK, where the Metropolitan and Jubilee lines are on either side of the platform.
Sorry I'm late, had to do a Finchley Road Sprint but I didn't make it to the other side so I had to wait for another one.
Finchley Road Sprint by Yogfan December 23, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026