fempro

From "FEMinine" + "PROgenitor": a woman who has given birth to a child but is too selfish, too neurotic, or too narcissistic to be a mother to the child she has produced. To be used in place of "mother" or "mom," etc.

"I tried to tell my fempro that I have terminal cancer and only two months to live, but she just kept whining about her toenail fungus."

"Fempro, I know you never wanted me and I'm a completely worthless child; and I understand that the dog shit on the bottom of your shoe is more intelligent and better looking than me; and I realize that I'm just like my good-for-nothing father, but can't I please have my lunch money? The school bus is here!"

fempro by Murray825 August 5, 2010

Fempro

A crotchety old woman unwilling to accept the truth. Known to rationalize the actions of a maspro with the words "you were a sexual child".

My grandmother is a fempro.

Fempro by AthenaMarie July 19, 2010

Fembrow 

The perfectly manicured eyebrows that you see alot of male metrosexuals and male media figures wearing.

Tom was embarrassed to find his buddy sporting a fembrow when they met at the club Friday night.

Fembrow by James Weyand August 8, 2006

Fembro 

1. A girl who is "like one of the guys" or cool to hang out with, but not in a sexual or romantic way.

We're playing football with some bros and fembros.

Fembro by Oswald McNasty October 7, 2003

Fempreg 

In fanfiction, refers to a story where a woman gets pregnant by another woman. No man was involved in the context of the story.

This fictional situation is ever-so-slightly *more* possible than the equivalent Mpreg, as a woman can at least *get* pregnant (albeit not by another woman...yet). Oddly turns up in fiction less often than Mpreg however, mostly because as we all know, the vast majority of fanfiction is written by teenage girls and menopausal women.

If a fanfic is listed as fempreg, then expect a woman to get pregnant by another woman. Also expect little to no explanation as to how this is supposedly possible.

Fempreg by yet-one-more-idiot April 16, 2013

Femiroids 

The resultant pain in one's anus from dealing with an annoying feminist(s).

Dude, I had a run in with some radical feminists and now I'm suffering from a case of femiroids.

Femiroids by thinkinman May 26, 2018

femtrooper

A female Stormtrooper. Similar to a Starwars Imperial Stormtrooper with the exception of High heal boots, anatomically correct breastplate(optional V-cut for cleavage and/or belly showing).

There was a legion of Stormtroopers at Comicon, but all the fanboys were drooling over the one Femtrooper.

femtrooper by RaptorEM July 26, 2006