Female president 

A female president would be great, then feminists might stop whining about how unfair life and money is to them and realize that life isn't really fair to anybody who is human instead of keeping a narrow mindset where any group that is not your group treats people wrong and inhuman. Suicide rates for males are likely to stay higher indefinitely no matter who holds office, so despite their whining, you have to wonder who really holds most of the power (if males ever really did beyond on the surface).

A female president would make feminist excuses of not having one disappear, since they're always looking to argue with everybody who isn't female.

Female president by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021

Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

Female-presenting nipples by mystymysts December 3, 2018

Female presenting nipple 

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.

None shall show Female presenting nipple

Female presenting nipple by Clown from the trash dimension August 19, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008