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biggest tool on earth who writes of stroking his girlfriend publicly; gay person in denial.
"hey stacy, did you see what bob wrote on facebook?"

"Oh my god, he is so feltbeats"

feltbeats by lalalaaluciex April 10, 2009
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Tom Felton's "one man band"'s name. He composed many songs on his guitar, found on YouTube, Myspace, and his website Feltbeats.com
"OMG WTH IS FELTBEATS?"

"Songs made by the hottest guy in the world :)"

Feltbeats by Amorti March 5, 2009
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Feltbeat 

A feltbeat is an annoying ass motherfucker who is a fan of Tom Felton, and they believe that he is unproblematic. Even though he is transphobic, called transphobic people “legends”, calls young girls things like “good girl”, etc.
I am a feltbeat. Feltbeat 4 liferrrss🥺🤞😾
Feltbeat by lv8hs July 31, 2021

Toe feltbeat 

A hot dominating specimen that will surely nearly make you blind with the hotness. It is the original member of the toeations and the first thing to ever step foot on this planet. It may also go by ‘Tom felton’
Toe feltbeat by Toestle June 9, 2022

Feetbeat 

A song which has a good beat which entices your body to start bopping your feat or scrunching your toes to the beat of a song. This is generally a lower stage of headboppable because it doesn’t get your whole body moving, just your feet.
Sam: Have you heard this song it’s got a good beat!
Raz: It’s got a great beat but i wouldn’t say it’s amazing. It’s a feetbeat for sure though.
Feetbeat by Razitionary December 5, 2020
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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