felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021

Felix Kranken 

ENTRY NOT WRITTEN BY FELIX KRANKEN.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.

He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.

"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."

Felix Kranken by whyhellothere_oldsport September 20, 2021

felix kranken 

bozo still hasnt picked up the phone.

jack:
FELIX

PICK UP THE PHONE

YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

PICK UP THE PHONE

felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone

felix kranken by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021

felix..kranken_ 

felix..kranken_ is the most coolest funniest person you'll ever meet! They're definitely a person you want to have a conversation with.

Have you heard of felix..kranken_?

felix..kranken_ by Mars/j1r0u._ July 21, 2021

felix..kranken 

A tiktoker with an obsession to neil ciceriga and felix kraken, Probably a felix kinnie theirself.

Person one: "omg isn't that person probably a felix kinnie?"

Person two: "yea felix..kranken I'd a felix kinnie"

felix..kranken by Moon_stones July 23, 2021

felix..kranken 

best tiktok page 🥶👊

you should follow felix..kranken 😼👊

felix..kranken by felixxjackshippers July 25, 2021

felix..kranken 

The best moot I got 🥶🥶👊👊

ayo you following felix..kranken?
no..?
you should 🤨🤞

felix..kranken by felixxjackshippers July 25, 2021