feeeastan 

Feastan is an absolute tank. That is to say he is industructible due to the inpenetrable layer of blubber. A person of extreme size, there come many dangerous attributes with being that big.

Urban legend is that once he won a race without moving by simply existing a part of his body at the finish line, as well as sending cities and nations out of history when they moved too close to his gravitational pull.

Takeaway message, do not engage.

Dude 1: Bruh did you catch the feeeastan over there?
Dude 2: Mate you know I have eyes right?
Dude 1: Oh yeah

feeeastan by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020

Feastan 

Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.

Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe

Feastan by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020

fleastank

Fleastank is the type of person to act up on all the men he can get his hands on, even though he has a shake appointment he some how manages to make time for osu.

Damn. there goes Fleastank trying to get right again smh

fleastank by A friend who knows Fleastank May 27, 2021

fleastank

Fleastank is the type of person who hates saying no homo, although he seems to have a busy day chasing men he always makes time to shake.

There he goes Fleastank acting up again... smh

fleastank by A friend who knows Fleastank May 27, 2021