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feeding the fish 

The act of masturbating or being masturbated into a pond/lake.
Anne and I get naked and she helps me in 'feeding the fish' at her Dad's fishing hole.

During their Summer vacation Matt and Mike enjoyed the simple pleasures of feeding the fish
feeding the fish by travelling_man January 28, 2013

feeding the fish 

1)What Mr. Rogers did every show.

2)Cumming underwater.
Look at Fred Rogers feeding those fish. Kids, get out of the pool !
feeding the fish by aereilly July 30, 2003

feeding the fish 

also known as masturbating. Popularized by a forum where someone asked if semen was bad for his goldfish. Creating the euphemism Feeding the Fish
Last night as I was feeding the fish, the telephone rang and I answered, out of breath.
feeding the fish by Whotfru March 13, 2010

feeding the fish 

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.
He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.
feeding the fish by mook February 21, 2005

are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

A idiot thing my friend once said
Starts feeding the fish food from a mug

My friend: are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon. 

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.
Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.
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