feeding the chickens

The act of masturbation.

It is said that the hand gesture used by masturbators is reminiscent of a farm hand distributing feed to the chickens.

What have you been doing today?
Nothing much. Just sitting around, feeding the chickens.

by Mordechai Vanunu January 2, 2009

feeding the chickens

A greeting, usually signified by one person wiggling their fingers in an upward like manner while the other person places their hand ontop of sed person's hand and reflects that action. Once you have "fed the chickens" both persons must then call each other bitches and return to what they were previously doing.

feeding the chickens
guy 1: *wiggles fingers
guy 2: *wiggles fingers
guy1 and guy2: bitch
*walk away*

by CrazyEight October 28, 2009

feeding the chickens

feeding the chickens is when a man cums on the floor after intercourse and their mates cleans it up by eating it.

bock bock chicken chicken bock bock chickenhead.
After feeding the chickens, the girls asked for more.

by Megan Rushing October 11, 2006

Feeding the chickens

Spreading your seed into the mouths of innocent infidels. (Finishing on multiple people's faces)

You'll never find him feeding the chickens, no girl will ever think of letting him finish on her, much less multiple girls.

by Pseudonym.alias December 14, 2016

Feeding the chickens.

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .

T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"

by T-lib January 26, 2014