feckbook 

Used while explaining that facebook is a load of old crap.

I'm not on feckbook it's full of feckers.

feckbook by Dingodrum December 16, 2007

fuckbook 

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc

I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.

fuckbook by Peters a star May 2, 2009

fuckbooking 

A term used on facebook when you are having cyber sex with another person over facebook

cassie: grace was fuckbooking when we were supposed to be getting our project done
molli: that little bitch

fuckbooking by whos that girl? May 31, 2009

fecebook 

A social networking website where pretentious and crass individuals go to spy on the lives of like minded individuals.

Jon is drunk out of his mind and is lying on the floor with his tie wrapped around his head. Matt flips out a camera and says: "Hey, this is a great picture to put on Fecebook."

fecebook by Dlove87 July 4, 2008

FuckBooking 

the act of sexting through facebook messages.

"Oh was johnny fuckbooking again today? i told him sexting was classier."

FuckBooking by fuckbooker November 19, 2011

Fuckbook 

An alternate name for Facebook when a slutty female decides to take trashy/clothless pictures in order to get 30+ likes. These unfortunate attention whores are usually bashed because of their trashy actions due to mental issues, attention seeking problems, and/or they were molested or raped as a child or fantasize about it. These type of people ruin Facebook. These type of people deserve no respect. Total scum -____-

Example 1: A girl who decides to put on a bikini and take pictures of her bare body to seek the wrong kind of attention.

Example 2: A girl who poses in a slutty/trashy way, almost like a porn star or worse.

ETC.

Dialogue...

*Alex browses through Facebook and spots a picture of a girl who is 99% naked*

Alex: Wtf? Dude, this chick needs to put some clothes on. This is Facebook, not Fuckbook. If I wanted to see porn, I'd go to Spankwire!

Fuckbook by MrStud August 7, 2011

Fecebook 

A social networking site that is filled with crappy people and all of their bullshit.

Is there anyone in the world who isn't on Fecebook?

Fecebook by nerdsanctuary February 4, 2010