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fecal facial 

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example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed
fecal facial by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
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fetal facial

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Ejaculating inside a woman's vagina while she is pregnant so that the developing fetus is coated.
"I gave that kid a fetal facial every day for nine months!"
fetal facial by BubBLeB0y August 3, 2006

Fecial 

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Smearing feces on one's face for beauty
Bailey's so damn pretty, must be because she gives herself two fecials a day.
Fecial by Jakk Donahue September 29, 2008

facal

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Someone who is original in the sense taht they come up with their own ideas and and therefore are really cool!
dude ur idea about the light bulb was so facal!
facal by Vin April 9, 2005

Fecial Fairies 

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Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.
It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!
Fecial Fairies by Dan Brew August 13, 2006

fecial freak 

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one who enjoys rubbing excriment on his/her body; or eating the excriment of a partner during sex.
BOY:Oooo baby...sit on this pot and and give me a warm meal!!
Girl: Dude...you're such a fecial freak!!
fecial freak by Hand Spanker August 19, 2008
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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