feather face 

: a bird
:A sexy woman

gavin:can u see that sexy feather face over there soloman?
Sol: yer she is a bit of alright

feather face by stinker June 28, 2004

Facebook Father 

A divorced Father who wants no direct involvement with his child and whines about having to provide financial support, yet plasters his Facebook page with pictures of his son to give the impression of being a loving Father.

Dick is such a Facebook Father, he spends all his child support on gambling and alcohol and never speaks to his son, yet he gets a tattoo of the boy and posts pics on FB.

Facebook Father by Crazy86 September 1, 2012

Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!

Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!

Two Faced Father by rubber turtle September 23, 2010

FaceTime Father 

A father you only see in FaceTime

Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.

FaceTime Father by MightyMango June 23, 2016

Facebook Father 

Man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of Facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. A Facebook Father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses Facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is Father of the Year.
See also: Deadtweet Dad

That Facebook Father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn't paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.

Facebook Father by Salwanhoward June 2, 2012