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The scottish way of saying "tripping balls", often in combination with being drunk and carrying a switchblade.
-So Billay, yu goon oot the night ya scruffy cahnt?

-Aye Lad, ahm well feased, ya wee poofster!
Feased by Lexo88 October 15, 2012
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A move in void-type Scrabble game that passes validation but is clearly not a word.
He played 'scumple' and Scrabulous let him play it! That is so feased.
feased by supermoogle April 21, 2008
The glorious past tense act of crapping.


“I ate such a large salad that I feaked my pantaloons.”
See Also, “Don’t feak your pantaloons”
Feaked by Peggo my Raggo April 1, 2009

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026