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Pronounced: fib-itch

1. fat bitch - as in not just overweight, but not even sporting that "great personality" that ugly girls have
She was such a fbitch!

Kill me if I ever become a fbitch.
fbitch by ~Katrina~ January 9, 2009
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A facebook snitch: Someone who is constantly reporting illegal or copyrighted stuff their friends post on Facebook.
Person 1: Facebook's just disabled access to my videos because of the last copyrighted video I uploaded..

Person 2: Then at least one of your friends is a Fnitch!
fnitch by sammyag December 19, 2010

skitchin my fitchin 

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?
John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.
skitchin my fitchin by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A usually overpriced store with a huge lack in lighting, and should be sued for air pollution.
Person: Hi, welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch, would you like a flashlight and a gas mask?
Abercrombie & Fitch by Winxx May 20, 2013
A stuck up frat-girl bitch.WASP snatch,daddy’s girl trick.
I was getting a drink when a group of Fritch girls decided to try to ruin my night.Luckily I had a giant bottle of mace.
Fritch by 93 yourcultleader93 October 30, 2020

John Fitch Vodka 

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.
Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."
John Fitch Vodka by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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