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To purchase a product, use it to death, and then at the very last moment return the product to the store you bought it from.
I just bought this killer computer, I used it for 89 days and then FAVROT'D it back to the store using my 90 day return policy.
Favrot by Full Download July 21, 2009
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When someone is trying to sound deep or intelligent by posting ridiculously over dramatic philosophies or political views on facebook. They're likely not as smart as they try to put on, or even understand what they just said. Takes the words facebook and Socrates and combines them, which conveniently forms the sound "fake" when spoken. Can also be used to describe someone doing such things outside of facebook or someone sharing political views they likely heard on t.v. or from their parents, seconds before posting/sharing. A common trait among facrotes, is not knowing what you're talking about, or using someone else's words or opinions as your own, without actually researching the subject.
Ex. 1
Girl 1 Post: "What is a person when all that remains of the untranscended individual is an empty vessel through which bullshit is chanel3d? Are they human? No, but wound3d and alone." Me

Girl 2 reply: Give me a fucking break with this crap. Stop being such a facrotes and start making sense. Just because nobody understands you, doesn't mean you're an undiscovered genious.

Ex. 2
Guy 1: Obama is so stupid because he doesn't understand how to be president with the money and war and stuff and he wants to eat all of our children. Look it up, it's true.

Guy 2: You're being a real fucking facrotes right now. Did you get that from your ignorant parents or from watching Fox News?

Guy 1: Fuck you, you communist. That's my own opinion and it's the truth.

Guy 2: Whatever you say Facrotes.
Facrotes by waffle zOmbie July 28, 2011
Related Words

Favortize 

To descriminate between choices and pick a specific one
Why do you favortize her over me?
Favortize by Bal3mom August 22, 2018
( Fuh- Row ) Sexy, amazing, and all around beautiful. You will never find anyone smarter, sexier or funnier than her.
" Shes FINE."
" Shes Faurot."
Faurot by chuckbasslove March 31, 2009

Hot Favretto 

To take a green shit on someone's chest for sexual pleasure. The Shit must be green or it is not a Hot Favretto.
After he climaxed, Mike gave her a Hot Favretto.
Hot Favretto by Rad110 January 13, 2008

favretirement

a form of semi-retirement, often characterized by weeks or months of waiting, waffling, wondering, and worriment; common characteristics also include lying, dissembling, persecution complexes, backbiting, media circuses, and incessant complaining about one's treatment at the hands of those one has favretired from, or is contemplating un-favretiring to join; may be caused by an excessive need or desire to have one's ego stroked and the belief that one is deserving of worship, adulation, and much ass-kissing by others, though ironically, the resultant behavior usually results in a significant cost to the reputation of the favretiree.
That guy Brent in accounting is driving me insane; one day he's retired, then he's not, then he's injured his bicep muscle and has to wait to see if it heals enough for him to be able to punch keys on his calculator -- I wish he'd make up his mind and end this favretirement already.
favretirement by TheBaxter July 28, 2009

Favretastic 

Reffering to the future Hall of Fame Quarterback Brett Favre. Descriping someone doing something really astounding. Expressing higher than normal amazingness.
Man, did you see that guy do that Keg stand? That was Favretastic!!!!
Favretastic by Chiropractor Man 72 February 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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