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Tim: I would bang Dr. Joyce Brothers, right now.
John: Dude, lame.
Tim: I know, I'm having a homent.
John: Dude, lame.
Tim: I know, I'm having a homent.
by thetruth. October 26, 2007
Get the homentmug. The true spelling (internet spelling) for the word awesome. If you spell it like "osum" screw what everyone else says, you are awesome.
Tim: Yo Bill, that is quite osum.
Bill: osum?
Tim: Yeah, it's the hip new spelling for awesome.
Bill: Aw, gay.
Tim: No it's not, it's totally osum.
Bill: osum?
Tim: Yeah, it's the hip new spelling for awesome.
Bill: Aw, gay.
Tim: No it's not, it's totally osum.
by thetruth. May 26, 2008
Get the osummug. Joe: Wow, i just had sex with 50 supermodels, and then enjoyed fried frog legs, during and after the incident.This is my mement!
Tim: Joe, take off your virtual reality helmet, you dick.
Joe: I am not wearing a virtual reality helmet, i am wearing a mement helmet.
Tim: Joe, take off your virtual reality helmet, you dick.
Joe: I am not wearing a virtual reality helmet, i am wearing a mement helmet.
by thetruth. April 10, 2008
Get the mementmug. when a nigga's shit is so ridiculous and boyhood, he needs to be told what the fuck is up, down, left and right all at once.
Nigga: Yo girl you know I got a nice car, let me get that numba.
Nigress: Nigga please, first of all (etc etc)
Nigress: Nigga please, first of all (etc etc)
by thetruth. August 24, 2009
Get the nigga pleasemug. Something stupid foreigners say in place of the word "sex" or "fucking." A definite sign of a fob is someone who says this schnaz in place of the word fuck or whatever. It reminds me of when a twelve year old says "sexing." I think I'll be sexing that kid's mom, thank you very much. EEEEEEEEEEnyway, yeah. So like what i figure is, that "intercourse" is the official word taught to people from some countries who are learning English. Like how in America we learn the more proper Spanish words in place of like "chinga tu madre." The kind of person who would say intercourse is Borat.
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse from American style! (crazy hand dance that makes no fucking sense in the context.)
Some Guy At Work: Dude you shouldn't say that to women.
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Eh!! Karen! You want Intercoursing and the grabbing of boobs?!!
Karen: Oh yes, your charming way of eloquating is making my vagina into a factory of spasmatic child production!
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse! (big grin)
Some Guy At Work: Dude you shouldn't say that to women.
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Eh!! Karen! You want Intercoursing and the grabbing of boobs?!!
Karen: Oh yes, your charming way of eloquating is making my vagina into a factory of spasmatic child production!
Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse! (big grin)
by thetruth. May 19, 2008
Get the intercoursemug. The true word for shit. Schnaz was the first word spoken by god. He was all "Schnaz, this universe is tight."
by thetruth. May 18, 2008
Get the schnazmug. It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.
Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
by thetruth. May 17, 2008
Get the interwebmug.