Tim: I would bang Dr. Joyce Brothers, right now.
John: Dude, lame.
Tim: I know, I'm having a homent.
John: Dude, lame.
Tim: I know, I'm having a homent.
by thetruth. October 11, 2007
Someone who goes on the internet and pretends to be a Chauvinist to bother people.
This is basically done as a weak trolling attempt.
This is basically done as a weak trolling attempt.
Nerd: All women should go back to the kitchen.
Internet: Chauvinist, or fauxvanist?
Nerd: Huh?
Internet: Thought so.
Internet: Chauvinist, or fauxvanist?
Nerd: Huh?
Internet: Thought so.
by thetruth. February 19, 2009
It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.
Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
by thetruth. May 17, 2008
It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.
Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
by thetruth. May 17, 2008
Joe: I'm gonna go on the titternet.
Bill: Titternet?
Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.
Bill: You mean the internet?
Joe: Right, whatever it's called.
Bill: Titternet?
Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.
Bill: You mean the internet?
Joe: Right, whatever it's called.
by thetruth. June 21, 2008
The true spelling (internet spelling) for the word awesome. If you spell it like "osum" screw what everyone else says, you are awesome.
Tim: Yo Bill, that is quite osum.
Bill: osum?
Tim: Yeah, it's the hip new spelling for awesome.
Bill: Aw, gay.
Tim: No it's not, it's totally osum.
Bill: osum?
Tim: Yeah, it's the hip new spelling for awesome.
Bill: Aw, gay.
Tim: No it's not, it's totally osum.
by thetruth. May 25, 2008
When you stand forth, like a bolt of justice, getting in everyone's way to apply justice no matter what anyone else thinks or what the cost is. Like dropping a nuke on the house of a person you don't like, or pushing all your friends out of the way to get to a hot chick.
Earl and his friends are standing in a group and they notice a hot chick. They all talk about her and none know what to do. They're all like "holy crap i don't know what to do, I'm a retard." Then Earl fuckin pees on everyone in the group, making them look stupid. He lunges forward holding his hands out to block all his friends, and walks towards the girl and totally bones her.
(Justicing)
(Justicing)
by thetruth. March 10, 2008