fauxtalin 

a person who vaguely resembles an ethnic italian so everyone just assumes they are. This categorization is especially useful in the current united states ethnic "melting pot" society.

That girl with the olive skin riding that Vespa must be Italian. No dude I think she might just be fauxtalin.

fauxtalin by 2nd City 007 June 1, 2018

fauxplaining

When someone fakely complains about something to draw attention to the very thing being complained about; false whining in an attempt to obtain 'clout' from peers.

Girl: Ugh, I have so much AP Bio, AP Stat, AP English, and AP Chem work. I hate being in such smart classes.

Boy: Will you please stop fauxplaining.

Girl: Bruh I am so addicted to nicotine I hate it.

Boy: You're just fauxplaining so people know you vape.

2022 Kara Grossman

fauxplaining by KaraGman January 7, 2022

Venus faultline

A wide vagina that leaves barely any room for the taint. Or in other words, the crack of a girl's pussy that goes all the way down and becomes the ass crack.

Dude: My girlfriend's pussy and ass crack are practically connected, bro! She says it's called a "Venus faultline"!

Venus faultline by Anonymous4236 September 16, 2017

fauxcaine 

Small amounts of baking soda or some other imposter substance, sold as if it was cocaine to unsuspecting or naïve buyers.

Poor Katy. She got ripped off by some dodgy street dealer who sold her $200 worth of fauxcaine. Everyone was so pissed - and now all I can smell is baking soda.

fauxcaine by Tom Terranova September 25, 2007

Fauxlingual 

Using Google or other web based tools to translate English into another language with the hopes of being perceived as multilingual.

Did you see his Facebook comment with the Croatian birthday greeting? It was obviously translated online, he is so fauxlingual.

Fauxlingual by Rilesworth9000 April 10, 2009

Fauxting 

Faking a text when you're alone, when in reality, you have no one to text. Fauxting is mostly done by teenagers when they are in the presence of other teenagers they dont know.

Boy 1: Dude, I heard your ex was at that party last night, what happened?
Boy 2: Ahh I didnt talk to her. I just was fauxting until she left.
Boy 1: Smart move, you probably looked so cool.

Fauxting by HannahHorton December 22, 2008

fauxplaining

When someone fakely complains about something to draw attention to the very thing being complained about; false whining in an attempt to obtain 'clout' from peers.

Girl: Ugh, I have so much AP Bio, AP Stat, AP English, and AP Chem work. I hate being in such smart classes.

Boy: Will you please stop fauxplaining.

Girl: Bruh I am so addicted to nicotine I hate it.

Boy: You're just fauxplaining so people know you vape.

fauxplaining by KaraGman January 7, 2022