Faunx 

The “RO-Soccer” term used for someone who is a snake/toxic.

“Your such a Faunx”
“FOR GOD SAKE STOP BEING A FAUNX”

Faunx by That local farmer February 8, 2020

faunx 

Stealing other people's work and using/showing it as ones own.

he's faunxing, someone stop him!
dude you better not faunx this..

faunx by average weld scripter July 13, 2022

Ceres Fauna 

Member of Hololive Council also known as Mother Nature, her voice is so comfy and she has two cats named Snail and Clover

A: Hey, did you watch Ceres Fauna's stream last night?
B: Only for half an hour because her voice is so comfy I fell asleep
A: Damn bro...

Ceres Fauna by DeadKFP September 27, 2021

Faux Single 

Relationship status for a person who represents themselves as being Single on a social media platform, but in reality is too chickenshit to admit to being in a long-term domestic relationship / long-term open marriage... due to severely restricted dating opportunities and 'uncool' social stigma.

He opted to remain faux single on Facebook.

Faux Single by Cirucla7 October 27, 2018

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010

fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

Mr. Fauntroy 

Evil teacher at Argyle Middle School. Takes fried chicken as bribe. Fails everyone for no reason...

Mr. Fauntroy got married somehow, no one knows how.

Mr. Fauntroy by chocoboslayerJR. December 2, 2015