faucetsex

a. sexual actions that produce orgasmic reactions; “turning on the faucet” would refer to the wetness produced in a woman’s vagina when turned on.

b. sex in a sink, kinda like the kanye lyric

c. using the faucet as means to pleasure yourself

had faucetsex with your mom

by fatfunkymonkey August 16, 2022

Shreds faucets

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."

by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.

"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"

by Frau Faux June 25, 2008

FaceSex

Similar to having phone sex, FaceSex is the act of having telecommunicational sex via FaceTime, most commonly done using a portable device such as an iPod or an iPhone.

"Me and Natasha had some crazy FaceSex last night, thank god my phone is stain resistant!"

by KarSal March 27, 2012

Milk Faucets

Tits, preferably big ones.

Check out the milk faucets on her

by Wayne Grove May 19, 2003

baby faucets

Synnonym of Boobs. Stragith men often consider them awesome and important.

Look at the baby faucets on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

facesex

Sticking a penis into any facial orifice

lolol teh facesex!!!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004