fatsoon

To become of a large weight in a short period of time

Did you see that girl, I hope she fatsoon

by Vindaloo(browntelkatisis) November 14, 2018

Fatoon

A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.

Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.

by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016

Fatson

A fat version of Jackson

Class Clown: Get off discord, Fatson
Class: Hahahaha
Jackson: I'm not on discord, and stop calling me Fatson

by Big,Fat,Fat,Guy November 19, 2019

fatson

a person that is fat with the name bronson.

do you know that new kid bronson?
yeah.
i know a new name for him
what is it?
fatson!

BAHAHA, its funny because hes fat.

by nathanncee July 24, 2011

Fatson

The most godforsaken, disgusting, oversized eyebrow, fikey wearing, useless, good for nothing, diaperfilled fuck.

"Dude, Fatson's britches smell like he had another accident!"

by bottom.eater February 14, 2015

Fatslong

Cams little chode

Cams fatslong gets hard when he sees faye

by MaXimUm HaZy August 6, 2017