fatsie

when two fat people are sitting one seat apart in the movie theater and their respective fats reach across the empty seat and touch throughout the movie.

similar to footsie.

the guy sitting in the seat beside the seat i was sitting by was fat too and our fat touched. we played fatsie the whole movie.

by viciouskev July 26, 2009

fatsighted

A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.

I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.

by jrswam August 27, 2013

SHUSH FATTIES

The easiest way to get a bunch of people to be quiet.

"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH FATTIES" *the world goes quite in realization that they have been called fatties but don't respond because they've been told to shush* SHUSH FATTIES is an expression used to easily get a bunch of people to stop talking.

by PigMacLord February 9, 2015

Fansie

A fan of the movie and/or Broadway musical "Newsies"

"We love our Fansies!"

by CastleDancer December 12, 2012

Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

fatkie

Fatkie means fat, large, or heffa.

That heffa Frankie is hella fatkie.

by Christeezy October 9, 2006

fatster

an obese young person with a enthusiastic interest in contemporary alternative pop culture specifically music and fashion.

- look at that guy he seems pretty chill, almost like a hipster but fat

- yeah he's a fatster

by danne April 11, 2011