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padding put in the bra to make boobs appear larger
"Whoa that chick is flat. She needs some falsies."
falsie by Goldkova June 25, 2008
Words you can keep
A slang term referring to breast forms, or breast bras. Primarily used by MTFs.

It can also referrer to a fabric, rubber, gel or foam insert that is used to add padding within a brassiere (bra), to give the appearance of larger breasts.
MTF#1- Honey, your falsie is slipping.
MTF#2- Oh, geez. Thank you!
MTF#1- No worries. No one wants to see a spare boob on the floor.
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Girl#1- Weren't you like a B cup yesterday? How'd you go from B to D over night?
Girl#2- I'm wearing rubber falsies.
Girl#1- Ah, padding: One of girls best friends.
Falsie by TwistG July 26, 2010
A ring women , who are out in public without their boyfriend, wear in order to appear engaged or married. The idea is it is supposed to be the unspoken "I'm taken" or "I don't want to be hit on." Works well for non verbal communication so that instead of having to be mean and say we aren't interested it is just a hand gesture away. Also known as a Ms. Taken ring or a decoy.
Hot Girl: I am going out with the girls tonight!

Boyfriend: Yeah okay... Don't leave home without your falsie.

Hot Girl: Oh yeah I haven't been to this bar but its ladies night and I am sure the losers will be out in full force.
Falsie by KellyAnn L. June 1, 2010
a rumor that is spread about one that isn't true, therefore making it false. a falsie.
erin m had a baby. people are saying it is a brown baby even when the father is not, nor is erin m. when i asked the "babys father's" brother danny about this, he said no, the baby is not brown. making this rumor a falsie.
falsie by hoes hoes fa sho January 11, 2009

falsie un pie 

No puedo salir, me falsie un pie.
falsie un pie by Usernet3218 December 29, 2024
A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.
Messi was a brilliant false 9 under Pep Guardiola.

Falsehood 

*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous

Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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