fatkey

Accidentally hitting a function lock key, e.g. Capslock, on your laptop keyboard.

wHOOPS, fATKEYED cAPSLOCK ... aGAIN

by cAPS kING July 6, 2009

fatkerchief

When a double chin is so large that it hangs down like a waddle over most of the neck, in the same manner that a cowboy might wear a handkerchief around his neck.

I think that fat bitch is about to pull her fatkerchief up over her face and rob that lunch truck!

by kakapoopoopeepeepants October 29, 2008

fakey

a sassy insult for someone whos been/is fake, mostly used by the girls and the gays. could be used jokingly w friends or seriously.

“since when do you care, fakey?”

“nah shes been a fakey. we knew this..”

by lady gaga luvrrr May 6, 2021

Fakey Jamaikey

Blacks who try to act Jamaican, but actually aren't. Mostly used on TV or for musical purposes. For example, Miss Cleo: psychic advisor and tarot card reader.

I'm NOT going to that fake mind-reader with you. She's a total fraud, a fakey jamaikey, y'know? You're just throwing your money away......

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

fakey bad bad

Someone who is not who they say they are; very shady.

Wow KarKar, you are such a fakey bad bad.

by J4keTheGreat April 18, 2018

Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

by Atani August 26, 2006

Backside Fakey

When you're doing a chick from behind right before you cum you spit on her back.. and when she turns her head to look at you you blow your load in her face.

I was doing her from behind and doubled up on the backside fakey and angry pirate.

by ¤ħĠя April 30, 2009